...a family heirloom like no others.

...yeah, I'll do you.

...this is so cool - wish I knew the source.

...for all you Granddaddy and third-leg lovers.

...wait till I get you in the next Scrum.

...YEAH - in my face!

...and a cum rag at the ready. You're all alone?

...makes ya wanna get down on all fours.

...don't think I believe this, but like to fantasize now and then myself.

...satisfaction.

...want my Skype address?

...if only there was film at 11.

...a work of art amidst art.

...looks like a dare shot to me - I'll take you up on that.

...if that's your cold water shot - yumm-o!

...have tongue, will manscape!

...two can be as bad as one; it's the lonliest number since the number one. But, I doubt you're that lonely, baby.

...that's just one choice too many.

...this photo is all about hanging, huh?

...OMG, there's a cobra in my bed. Quick, what am I suppose to do? Oh, that's right - put down my throat; I always forget that part.

...yeah, here I come.

...very impish look. Naughty, naughty!

...everytime we go outdoors, it's always the same old thing: "Suck it!"

...love to run that over my carpet instead of a Dyson.

...and what do you have to be shy about?

...unh huh baby, works for me. Now pull 'em down around your ankles.

...the call hasn't gone through yet - but the answer is, "YES!"

...you keep those hands warm while I heat something else up.

...hey, are you down in the garden now? Be right there.

...we/re going to get that light buff-colored upholstery dirty, Son!

...fetish time! And SF's Up Your Alley Fair (remembered as Dore Alley) is the end of July, too. Grrrrrrrrrrrr

...both hot, but one rises above the other.

...driving his point home! ...you may need to click pix.

...yumm-o, fur too!

...take it off and spread 'em wide son, so we can get in there.

...bet I can figure out what's under those shorts.

...come on-a my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy.

...got to appreciate a young man who throws himself into his work.

...want to go for a dip? Oh, not in the water, silly.

...foot fetish anyone? Unh huh.

...now that's one floppy ruler - good for measuring floppy members.

...siesta time?

...where did I put those lug nuts?

...what's the name of your beach?

...put some pressure on them balls!

...balcony sunning!

...come on baby, drive my car.

...as big as a stuffed turkey.

...there's a hog in the bun!

...now you know I don't do this often, but I'd make him my pet project and get those balls down for him - WOOF. Come to Daddy.